Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Women Lie

I've come to the conclusion that women lie.

Women lie about thier age.
Women lie about their weight.
Women lie about pregnancy.

Every woman when they're asked how their doing during pregnancy lie like dogs. 

"How are you doing?"

And the answers are always lies:

"Good"
"Great"
and my personal favorite....
"I love being pregnant or I loved every moment of being pregnant."

This crap is a mass conspiracy of some evil, twisted woman cult to get more women to share in their misery. 

Just thought I would share my thoughts on the subject. 

Gee....wanna ask me how I'm doing??  (Insert sarcasm mark here)

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