Watch Your Mouth.....

Things NEVER E-V-E-R to say to a pregnant woman, especially your wife:

1. "You've been eating for an hour and a half.  Aren't you full yet?"
2. "You're the only person I know who can eat like that!"
3. NEVER EVER laugh at your wife when she tells you what she had to eat.

If you do, be prepared to go to Sonic at 8:30 at night to make a run for mozzarella cheese sticks to make up for it.