Who Farted?

So we're downstairs playing and Macey passes gas.

Josh immediately yells, "WHO FARTED?!"

I say, "I didn't.  I'm clear over here.  Macey-did you fart?"

Macey then matches Josh's yell, "I FARTED!  IT WAS ME!"

And then we go thru the politeness routine of saying excuse me.

Then in a random turn of events, Macey yells, "I THOUGHT WE WERE ON A BOAT!"

Say whaaaaa?????

These kids......